Once Upon a Rhyme… Giveaway!!
If you haven’t noticed, I’ve released a new book called Once Upon a Rhyme… over at Amazon. It’s a collection of rhyming short stories and poems, all in keeping with the dark and twisted themes that you’ve come to expect from me. You’re welcome.
In order to create a buzz and possibly get a few reviews going for it, I’ve decided to have a Kim’s-Finally-Gone-Off-Her-Rocker-Giveaway. All you have to do is ask. Really, you can’t get any simpler than that. You can either leave your email address in the comments section below, or send an email to kbettes[AT]mcmo[DOT]net requesting your copy (just put Rhyme in the Subject line so I’ll know that you’re not my rich uncle from Africa who’s looking to transfer a kabillion dollars to my checking account if only I’ll hand over every single piece of personal information related to me or any other member of my family).
Also, while I have you, there’s a button at the top and a button at the bottom of this page. Click either of them. Somewhere, in a dark room, a phone will ring. A stranger will answer. He’ll only listen, then nod slightly. Then, he’ll cut the ropes that bind a young girl to a rusty pipe. Without saying a word, he’ll point to the door and she’ll run, finally free, back to her family. The stranger will then throw back his head and sigh to the heavens.
Alright, fine. That won’t happen, but an email will arrive in my inbox letting me know that you’ve followed my blog. If you have a blog, I’ll return the favor. Assuming you’re not the rich uncle I mentioned a moment ago. If you don’t have a blog – okay even if you do have a blog, I’ll ask Santa to bring you something extra special this year for making me so happy. I’m pretty tight with Santa. We play Mahjong on Thursdays.